Thursday, May 17, 2012

Day 383 Of captivity.

I've been trapped here for about a year now. Stupid humans still don't know about my escaping plan. I noticed that when those aliens open and close door's it's my time to run out. I tried and got and almost got my tail cut of. Sadly i lived. I just want to get out and live my life in the wild not in a Stupid Humans house hold!.

I've been wondering for quite some time about these weird little contraptions they call laptops?. I saw some people writing things on them i got a little worried maybe they were planing world destruction off some type?. Hopefully not cause that's my job no one can take that from me LIKE MY FREEDOM MOM!!!!.

But anyway i hope they don't destroy it because i want to have it. humans have taken over us!. They need to see what this type of Moving lasers dangling objects type torture is like CATS SHALL TAKE OVER NO ONE CAN STOP ME!!!!!.



Tune in for tomorrow!.

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Saturday, May 12, 2012

Day 1 of Captivity

These people?. They have?... Catnapped me? They....they are feeding me some kind of milky nugget type food?. And Attempting to be my friend? What is happening. I should try to escape!. Yes that's what i will do. But as i attempt the...the window is closed i check them all but it's useless. WHAT?!?!?!?. They have a creature?. Brown with floppy ear's and a red collar. I sniff and he start's pouncing. I don't know what he's saying but he look like he's about to pee him self?.

THESE CREATURE'S WON'T STOP ME (I scream!). I pass him by and a person come's toward me?. What?!?! What do you won't with me?. Who has put you up to this?!?!?. You have gave me no choice. *As i naw on this human's skin* She said OW BAD CAT!. I get dropped on the floor. She say's Bunny Bunny? awww i'm sorry. you're just a little nipper it's ok. Come here cutie!. She pick's me up again as i say: What's a matter with you?!?!?!.

So far my 1st day is terrible!. I won't be here for long!. I WILL ESCAPE!.






1 YEAR LATTER.......



Too be continued....